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Pilot
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Rockets, Communists, and the Dewey Decimal System
3
Poker, Faith, and Eggs
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A Therapist, a Comic Book, and a Breakfast Sausage
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A Solar Calculator, a Game Ball, and a Cheerleader's Bosom
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A Patch, a Modem, and a Zantac
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A Brisket, Voodoo, and Cannonball Run
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Cape Canaveral, Schrödinger's Cat, and Cyndi Lauper's Hair
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Spock, Kirk, and Testicular Hernia
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An Eagle Feather, a String Bean, and an Eskimo
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Demons, Sunday School, and Prime Numbers
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A Computer, a Plastic Pony, and a Case of Beer
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A Sneeze, Detention, and Sissy Spacek
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Potato Salad, a Broomstick, and Dad's Whiskey
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Dolomite, Apple Slices, and a Mystery Woman
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Killer Asteroids, Oklahoma, and a Frizzy Hair Machine
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Jiu-Jitsu, Bubble Wrap, and Yoo-hoo
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A Mother, A Child, and a Blue Man's Backside
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Gluons, Guacamole, and the Color Purple
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A Dog, a Squirrel, and a Fish Named Fish
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Summer Sausage, a Pocket Poncho, and Tony Danza
22
Vanilla Ice Cream, Gentleman Callers, and a Dinette Set
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A High-Pitched Buzz and Training Wheels
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A Rival Prodigy and Sir Isaac Neutron
3
A Crisis of Faith and Octopus Aliens
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A Financial Secret and Fish Sauce
5
A Research Study and Czechoslovakian Wedding Pastries
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Seven Deadly Sins and a Small Carl Sagan
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Carbon Dating and a Stuffed Raccoon
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An 8-Bit Princess and a Flat Tire Genius
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Family Dynamics and a Red Fiero
10
A Stunted Childhood and a Can of Fancy Mixed Nuts
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A Race of Superhumans and a Letter to Alf
12
A Tummy Ache and a Whale of a Metaphor
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A Nuclear Reactor and a Boy Called Lovely
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David, Goliath and a Yoo-hoo from the Back
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A Math Emergency and Perky Palms
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A Loaf of Bread and a Grand Old Flag
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Albert Einstein and the Story of Another Mary
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A Perfect Score and a Bunsen Burner Marshmallow
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A Political Campaign and a Candy Land Cheater
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A Proposal and a Popsicle Stick Cross
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A Broken Heart and a Crock Monster
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A Swedish Science Thing and the Equation for Toast
1
Quirky Eggheads and Texas Snow Globes
2
A Broom Closet and Satan's Monopoly Board
3
An Entrepreneurialist and a Swat on the Bottom
4
Hobbitses, Physicses and a Ball with Zip
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A Pineapple and the Bosom of Male Friendship
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A Parasol and a Hell of an Arm
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Pongo Pygmaeus and a Culture that Encourages Spitting
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The Sin of Greed and a Chimichanga from Chi-chi's
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A Party Invitation, Football Grapes and an Earth Chicken
10
Teenager Soup and a Little Ball of Fib
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A Live Chicken, a Fried Chicken and Holy Matrimony
12
Body Glitter and a Mall Safety Kit
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Contracts, Rules and a Little Bit of Pig Brains
14
A Slump, a Cross and Roadside Gravel
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A Boyfriend's Ex-Wife and a Good Luck Head Rub
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Pasadena
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An Academic Crime and a More Romantic Taco Bell
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A Couple Bruised Ribs and a Cereal Box Ghost Detector
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A House for Sale and Serious Woman Stuff
20
A Baby Tooth and the Egyptian God of Knowledge
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A Secret Letter and a Lowly Disc of Processed Meat
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Graduation
2
A Docent, A Little Lady and a Bouncer Named Dalton
3
Training Wheels and an Unleashed Chicken
4
Bible Camp and a Chariot of Love
5
A Musty Crypt and a Stick to Pee On
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Freshman Orientation and the Inventor of The Zipper
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A Philosophy Class and Worms That Can Chase You
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An Existential Crisis and a Bear That Makes Bubbles
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Crappy Frozen Ice Cream and an Organ Grinder's Monkey
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Cowboy Aerobics and 473 Grease-Free Bolts
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A Pager, a Club and a Cranky Bag of Wrinkles
12
A Box of Treasure and the Meemaw of Science
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The Geezer Bus and a New Model for Education
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Mitch's Son and the Unconditional Approval of a Government Agency
15
A Virus, Heartbreak and a World of Possibilities
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A Second Prodigy and the Hottest Tips for Pouty Lips
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A Black Hole
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The Wild and Woolly World of Nonlinear Dynamics
1
One Bad Night and Chaos of Selfish Desires
2
Snoopin' Around and the Wonder Twins of Atheism
3
Potential Energy and Hooch on a Park Bench
4
Pish Posh and a Secret Back Room
5
Stuffed Animals and a Sweet Southern Syzygy
6
Money Laundering and a Cascade of Hormones
7
An Introduction to Engineering and a Glob of Hair Gel
8
The Grand Chancellor and a Den of Sin
9
The Yips and an Oddly Hypnotic Bohemian
10
An Expensive Glitch and a Goof-Off Room
11
A Lock-In, a Weather Girl and a Disgusting Habit
12
A Pink Cadillac and a Glorious Tribal Dance
13
A Lot of Band-Aids and the Cooper Surrender
14
A Free Scratcher and Feminine Wiles
15
A Lobster, an Armadillo and a Way Bigger Number
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A Suitcase Full of Cash and a Yellow Clown Car
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A Solo Peanut, a Social Butterfly and the Truth
18
Babies, Lies and a Resplendent Cannoli
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A God-Fearin' Baptist and a Hot Trophy Husband
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Uncle Sheldon and a Hormonal Firecracker
21
White Trash, Holy Rollers and Punching People
22
Clogged Pore, a Little Spanish and the Future
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Four Hundred Cartons of Undeclared Cigarettes and a Niblingo
2
Future Worf and the Margarita of the South Pacific
3
Passion's Harvest and a Sheldocracy
4
Blonde Ambition and the Concept of Zero
5
A Resident Advisor and the Word 'Sketchy'
6
An Ugly Car, an Affair and Some Kickass Football
7
A Tougher Nut and a Note on File
8
Legalese and a Whole Hoo-Ha
9
College Dropouts and the Medford Miracle
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Pancake Sunday and Textbook Flirting
11
Ruthless, Toothless and a Week of Bed Rest
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A Baby Shower and a Testosterone-Rich Banter
13
A Frat Party, a Sleepover and the Mother of All Blisters
14
A Launch Party and a Whole Human Being
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Teen Angst and a Smart-Boy Walk of Shame
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A Stolen Truck and Going on the Lam
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A German Folk Song and an Actual Adult
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Little Green Men and a Fella's Marriage Proposal
19
A New Weather Girl and a Stay-at-Home Coddler
20
German for Beginners and a Crazy Old Man with a Bat
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A Romantic Getaway and a Germanic Meat-Based Diet
22
A Tornado, a 10-Hour Flight and a Darn Fine Ring
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A Wiener Schnitzel and Underwear in a Tree
2
A Roulette Wheel and a Piano Playing Dog
3
A Strudel and a Hot American Boy Toy
4
Ants on a Log and a Cheating Winker
5
A Frankenstein's Monster and a Crazy Church Guy
6
Baptists, Catholics and an Attempted Drowning
7
A Proper Wedding and Skeletons in the Closet
8
An Ankle Monitor and a Big Plastic Crap House
9
A Fancy Article and a Scholarship for a Baby
10
Community Service and the Key to a Happy Marriage
11
A Little Snip and Teaching Old Dogs
12
A New Home and a Traditional Texas Torture
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Funeral (1)
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Memoir (2)
