Girlfriends' Guide to Divorce

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Rule #23: Never Lie to the Kids

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Rule #174: Never Trust Anyone Who Charges by the Hour

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Rule #47: Always Take Advantage of "Me" Time

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Rule #426: Fantasyland: A Great Place to Visit

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Rule #21: Leave Childishness to the Children

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Rule #33: When in Doubt, Run Away

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Rule #67: Don't Kill the Princess

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Rule #17: Ask the Answer Lady

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Rule #32: F-you, Rob Frumpkis!

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Rule #3: Don't Stand in the Doorway

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Rule #46: Keep the Holidays Low Key

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Rule #92: Don't Do the Crime If You Can't Do the Time

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Rule #101: Know When It's Time to Move On

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Rule #58: Avoid The Douchemobile

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Rule #77: Don't Blow The Bubble

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Rule #8: Timing Is Everything

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Rule #605: You Can Go Home Again

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Rule #72: Embrace Your Inner Prom Queen... But Not Too Much

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Rule #25: Beware the Second Chance

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Rule #14: No Means...No

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Rule #79: Labels Are For Canned Goods

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Rule #81: There's No Crying in Porn

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Rule #36: If You Can't Stand the Heat, You're Cooked

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Rule #118: Let Her Eat Cake

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Rule #876: Everything Does Not Happen for a Reason

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Rule #59: Happily Ever After Is an Oxymoron

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Rule #43: When One Door Opens, There's An Icy Draft

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Rule #137: Move Your Car

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Rule #188: Mind Your Side of the Plate

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Rule #225: What Happens in Bakersfield Stays in Bakersfield

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Rule #99: Cook Naked

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Rule #218: There's No Crying in Baseball

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Rule #91: Run Toward What Scares You

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Rule #776: Remember the Aquaduct

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Rule #10: Just Survive

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Rule #706: Let Them Eat Cupcakes

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Rule 49: Let It Shine

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Rule No. 930: Plan for New Plans

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Rule No. 155: Go With the Magician

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Rule No. 773: Step and Repeat

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Rule No. 149: Don’t Eat the Yellow Snow

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Rule #97: It Takes Two to Stab Yourself in the Butt

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Rule No. 63: It's a Marathon, Not a Sprint

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Rule #303: Burn That S... to the Ground

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Rule #1: Keep the Toast Short